Saturday, November 22, 2008

Animals Hate Me

A squirrel tried to drop a lemon on my head as I headed to work yesterday.  The thing had been sitting on the roof of my apartment holding the lemon. I walked out the door and shut it. I take a step toward my car and hear, 'thwump' behind me. I whizzed around and saw that I had been missed by inches. I look up and this squirrel is sitting on the roof looking surprised.  We held eye contact for some long seconds, glaring an unspoken hatred at each other. I slowly reached for my camera, and he ran away.

Also, I have 80's hair. Because my "hairdresser" chopped off my bangs. I asked for side-bangs. She gave me regular bangs and asked me to push them to the side. BIG difference. See below. They feel uncomfortable. Like wearing an outfit that fits, but is completely not your style.

Goal is to get the car to stop smoking on Monday. Today two people asked me to roll down my window as I was parked at a stop light to inform me that my car was basically smogging LA all by itself.

2 comments:

Dad said...

You got the salt shaker to tip - nice!

Aosteel23 said...

Another attacking critter story! Why does nature hate you?

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