Today, for the second time I went to get my eyebrows waxed during my lunch break. Every once in a while, I sneak away to get a pedicure or go buy some facial mask.  So I went to Happy Nails and Spa, cause it's the only place I know of thus far that is near work cause I'm lazy like that. So for the second time I'm getting my eyebrows waxed and in the middle of the waxing the lady asks for my phone number and email address.

The conversation went like this: ehem.

Eyebrow lady: Lie down

Me: ok

Eyebrow lady: Can I have your email address and phone number?

Me: No

Eyebrow lady: Let me wax your eyebrows in 20 seconds and then plop an unnecessary amount of cooling gel on your face.

So this place has like 20 employees running around performing services, and this lady is clearly trying to start her own thing or whatever and such. Now I'm sure this has been done, but usually after you've built a rapport with the client and the client has expressed interest in your technique as more preferable than the convenient location of the salon.  Ridiculously unprofessional. Almost as unprofessional as my hotel all the sudden instituting a new policy that ends breakfast at 9:00 instead of 9:30. I looked on yelp, and this salon has like one and a half stars. Which translated into dollars is exactly how much I tipped her.

On a side note, someone at work mentioned to me yesterday that I yawn ALOT. And I'm like, "really?" and he's like "yes, a lot. You probably don't notice." So today, I counted, and I yawned 21 times at work. And those are just the ones I noticed. I guess it's just one of my many bad work habits along with taking off my shoes and sitting on my feet then walking barefoot to the copier, and of course my coming to work after lunch sometimes with unnecessarily greasy eyebrows.

So I Googled the yawning thing and supposedly chronic yawning is a symptom of a TON lot of central nervous system disorders. Scary. I think I'm going to just type my way back over to FaceBook now. I'm going to assume for now that other symptoms would generally have to present themselves for me to have these disorders, otherwise the disorder would just be called yawning, right?

I think it's just I normally forget to breath or something. Cause I'm generally in such a passive state while I'm on the job.  I generally get enough sleep I think.  I think, I think, I think.