The other day I was shopping in downtown LA. And I'm shopping and I'm all 'hey, look there's a GAP', and suddenly I'm flat on my stomach on the concrete. One month ago, I'm standing still in a coffee shop, shifting weight from foot to foot, then next minute, I'm lurching across the floor grasping for a table. This morning on my way to work I am walking to my car when out of the blue I have a twisted ankle and a bad attitude. The lesson to learn from this. DON'T WEAR RUBBER HIGH HEELS.
These things ARE a hazard. The rubber creates lots of friction on floors that prevents foot shuffling. And should the user, by accident do a single foot shuffle, they are rewarded with some forward foot momentum into the flimsy bendable straps which will either give way to a fall or give way to a snap. Rubber high heels, bah. I wonder where my brain was the day I decided that that oxymoron needed a defense lawyer. And by the way, I'm interested in pricing some available houses built on fault lines, and I support black licorice as a valid candy.
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Bite your toungue....Black licorice is THE candy.
Also, I thought crocs were ugly...and then they added heels and made them worse. AND YOU BOUGHT THEM.
i agree with abs, not only did you buy them, you apparently paid fifty dollars for them! Just tell me you didn't buy the red ones.
I did pay 50$. Cause I was shopping once in my work heels and bought them on a spur of the moment cause my feet were hurting soooo bad and I hate flats. So i figured... hey why not.
I got the black ones. haha
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