A freshly-freed up me went to Barnes and Nobles last weekend to get my Starbucks on and wandered down the fiction aisle and snapped this picture.

I love this picture because of the calories that were clearly burned by someone who FOUND the religion section of the bookstore, got irritated at the title of "The God Delusion," picked the book up, read the book 100% completely,  decided that the book in its entirety was a complete work of fiction, and re-filed appropriately.

Of course the part that says "reading the book 100% completely" could more likely be replaced with...

...licked a Styrofoam ice chest...

...popped a blackhead...

...found Carmen Sandiego...

...literally anything